iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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abiblr:

fucky-str1pe:

themadfangirl:

kieradoe:

whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy.
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that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.

I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.

I love that last gif.  She looks so frustrated.  Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”

She does have a point though..

Kids who are smarter than adults though.

yankees:

Ellsbury lets Kuroda know that hes got his back with this leaping grab against the Rays.

yankees:

Ellsbury lets Kuroda know that hes got his back with this leaping grab against the Rays.

missdanidaniels:

vo-hmit:

cryxnq:

iambeatusmotherfucker:

opposingly:

along-the-lines-of-kim:

uglyreckless:

“that’s religion”
oh my god
this is perfect 

This makes me sad

i actually read this wow

i apologize if any of you are religiousbut oh my godthat’s so accurate

jesus christ fav ever

oh wow

Holy shit.

missdanidaniels:

vo-hmit:

cryxnq:

iambeatusmotherfucker:

opposingly:

along-the-lines-of-kim:

uglyreckless:

“that’s religion”

oh my god

this is perfect 

This makes me sad

i actually read this wow

i apologize if any of you are religious
but oh my god
that’s so accurate

jesus christ fav ever

oh wow

Holy shit.

idreamofjimmy:

The United States Postal Service

ssweet-dispositionn:

wallflowerbloom:

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

(Dead Poets Society, 1989)

Obsessed with this freaking movie

bootyaficionado:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you


ARE YOU SHITTING ME

bootyaficionado:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

kegelgod:

wanderlustforlifexx:

snapfordakids:

this is too much right now.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

the curve is strong with him

johncougartownmellencamp:

soloontherocks:

eupheme-butterfly:

rubycosmos:

lipstick-and-lightsabers:

denism79.deviantart.com

If Star Wars were a 1980’s High School movie.

WOW WAIT HANG ON JUST A MINUTE

Hey soloontherocks

excuse me we need to talk about motorcycle gang Vader and Fett

Oh my god Boba Fett taping Han inside the freezer

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

mlb:

A Big League gem from one of the game’s best. 

mlb:

A Big League gem from one of the game’s best.