sickenedxnomore:

This is literally the entire premise of this show.

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

  *my team wins one game*
me:  this is it, they are the best team in baseball, they are going to the world series this year i can feel it

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

Anonymous said: That's so sweet! Please take lots of pictures when she's there, I ship you! Wish you two all of the happiness there is, I hope you make it work. (:

I completely plan on it haha

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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fatblackhoustonian:

daniellecaliforniaa:

The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.

Basically..

And holy sanctified folks still fuck this up.

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I laugh every single time.